Star Wars Jokes

Warning! Adult humor Ahead!

• How do you satisfy a woman?
  • Polish her Droid.
• What do you get when you Mix a bounty hunter with fruit?
  • A Mango-Fett
• Where do Gungans store pickles?
  • In Jar Jars
• How is duct tape like the force?
  • It holds the universe together
  • It has a dark side and a light side
• What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat a bantha pie with a spoon?
  • Use the FORK, Luke!
  • Use the KNIFE, Luke!
• What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an Elephant?
  • An Ele-Vader
• You might be a redneck Jedi if...
  • You use your R-2 unit as a beer coaster
  • You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca
  • You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
  • You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok
  • At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored
  • Your Jedi robe is camouflage
  • You open your beer with a ligh saber
  • Your only use of the force is to get a beer
  • You've used Force-Presuade to kiss your cousin
  • The doors on your X-Wing are welded shut and you limb in through the windows, think "The Lukes of Coruscant"
  • You light the barbecue with your lightsaber
  • The disturbance you detected in the Force was last night's baked beans
• What do you call 6 Siths on a lightsaber?
  • A sith-Kabob
  • A Sith-Pack
  • a sith-a-peid
  • deeply penetrated
  • An orgy